By now you should’ve seen part 1 and part 2 of Thrash Hits TV’s “adventures” in Finland during Spinefarm Records’ awesome seabound festival, Spinefeast at Sea. And now we’re serving up the third and final part, and we promise that we’ve saved the best till last. How can we be so sure? Because this one contains the foulest language of the lot, that’s why.
No, we hadn’t induced the collective wrath the bands by bad-mouthing their mothers – we’d decided it was high time to get educated and learn some useful foreign phrases. By which we mean the most offensive, insulting phrases possible that we could then roar off at 6am the next morning once the hangover kicked in.
In between all this deadly serious educational stuff, we also somehow managed to stuff animal sex, defensive fucking (don’t ask…), pubic hair, and find out what everyone else was most looking forward to in 2009 into our final Finnish metal montage. Ooh, feel that alliteration. Feels good, doesn’t it?
Watch Thrash Hits @ SpineFeast at Sea 2009 – part 3
There’s still time to win that Spinefarm Records goody bag, stuffed full of CDs and other merchandise. Have you entered the competition yet?