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April 22nd, 2009

YouTube LOL: How To Be A Dirty Groupie Slut

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These two seemingly-lovely Australian girls, Vicky and Olivia go by the mantle of “The Twins”. They enjoy the naked, rutting company of men who are in successful bands. They claim:

“What we do with meeting these guys and sleeping with them is an artform. We’re really proud.”

Bet your parents are just as proud, and artform? Uh huh…

They count Muse, Gorillaz, Silverchair, Murderdolls, Powderfinger, Terror, Hatebreed and Good Charlotte among their victims and one fears there are many more groupie-humping musicians around, unwittingly spreading Antipodean STDs across the globe.

“With the singer from Hatebreed, I bit him on the neck and he told me to stop, and I bit him again and he threw me out of his hotel.”

So Jamey Jasta might have saved himself!

You just look past their ugliness and think, “You’re in a band, and you’re rich.”

Uh huh… They go on to reminisce not-so-fondly about having to shag Good Charlotte’s manager because he got them enough booze and food to get mad drunk. And there were no band members around.

Apparently, having sex with men “at that time of the month” is one of the worst things. Amazingly, The Twins show some considerable discretion and do not name the band who “loved it”. This kind of thing really makes you appreciate your girlfriend.

Watch The Twins give a 5-step guide to How To Be A Dirty Groupie Slut



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