We love it when rock and heavy metal breaks into the mainstream, even/especially when it’s something really stupid like wrapping up a bottle of Absolut Vodka in leather and studs.
This is what the totally rocking press release has to say:
Inspired by decades of awe-inspiring and cool backstage revelry, outrageous requests, mad mullets and shaggy perms, Absolut Rock Edition is a tribute to the vibrant and irreverent music genre that rocked the world.”
There is nothing mad about a mullet.
It’s a shame, however, that it’s only wrapped in faux leather because after smelling dead cow rubbing against our balls for so long, the addition of Swedish vodka can only be a good thing. Dread to think what would happen if one of those studs snagged a bit of scrotum though. Ouch.
What will surely become Rob Halford’s favourite bottle of vodka probably won’t be available in Asda because it’s only going to be sold in “leading supermarkets” for just under £15. Bargain?