At least some of those wretched celebrity gossip sites are talking about how superbly-breasted singer and actress Jessica Simpson has been SEEN OUTDOORS with Smashing Pumpkins main (only?) man, Billy Corgan. Apparently they met at a “mutual friend’s party”. This is news. NOT!
Much more intriguing is the fact that the last remaining tr00 Smashing Pumpkin, Billy Corgan is set to release a new 44-track Smashing Pumpkins album called Teargarden by Kaleidyscope at some point in the ever nearer future. The first of four 11-track EPs taken from the album will hit internets near you in January 2010 – which by our calculations is next bloody month
The first track, ‘A Song For A Son’ was let go for free on 09 December from their/his official website. It’s five minutes of psychedelic, Led Zeppy rock, FYI and it’s not bad for a free song but it does leave you wondering, “There’s another 43 of these??”
Billy Corgan doesn’t actually have a son and neither does Jessica Simpson. Is there actually something going on? Was Billy Corgan actually just leaving the same restaurant after dining alone because he can eat more self-indulgently or his dining partner pissed off halfway through because of changing diner habits? WHO CAN SAY???
More interestingly, here are two photos of Jessica Simpson. I imagine that what with Smashing Pumpkins’ old USA-tilted imagery of yore, this pic struck a chord with our Billy.
And then when he saw her out in the rain one day, he offered her his coat and his penis all in one foul swoop.