Anything you can do, the Dutch can do better. Right? No. This statement is pretty much a load of codswallop unless you’re talking about smoking a pancake or some such activity. This Christmas, however, the Dutch are all set to redeem their totally metal credentials with Christmas Metal Symphony. Yes, it’s a real thing. It’s a gig, none the less!
CHRISTMAS METAL SYMPHONY:
A METALIZED CHRISTMASTALE…
If you are bored of all those Christmascelebrations [sic] with your family; we hereby present you the best way to escape reality! Get your agenda’s [sic] out: on Sunday December 28. 2008 one of the finest metalvenues [sic] in the Netherlands, 013 in Tilburg, will present the first edition of a new metal conceptshow [sic] with a (Christmas-)twist named CHRISTMAS METAL SYMPHONY!
A 6-piece band, a 30-piece orchestra and guest vocalists such as Lacuna Coil’s Cristina Scabbia and Epica’s Simone Simons will be heading up this conceptshow [sic] on Sunday, 20 December 2009 at 013 in Tilburg. This is one particular Christmascelebration [sic] that we wanna go to!
