In the continued game of one-upmanship that Download and Sonisphere have been engaging in for no good reason, today Download decided to annouce thirty acts. How the hell are we supposed to come up with enough snide and bitchy comments about thirty bloody bands? I ask you.

Slash
The Used
The Damned Things
Atreyu
Cancer Bats
BREED77
Sweethead
Porcupine Tree
No Americana
Senser
Halestorm
Nonpoint
As I Lay Dying
Flyleaf
White Wizzard
Zebrahead
Rock Sugar
Michael Monroe
Holy Grail
Straight Lines
Tiger Please
Revoker
Young Guns
Tyketto
Year Long Disaster
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Enuff Z’Nuff
Panic Cell
Glamour Of The Kill
Sybreed

We enjoy going to Download Festival. We enjoy talking shit to bands there. Look.