There are many things Goths like: darkness, graveyards, cobwebs, shit like that. Goths do not like exercise however – everyone has seen the naturally-occuring phenomenon known as “Fat Goths”. With that in mind, some people have put together a little video to help those gloomy sun-dodgers avoid becoming full-on midnight porkers: Gothercise.
Watch how Gothercise can change your gothic life:
We still don’t know how Goths can get so fat on a diet of snakebite’n’black and clove cigarettes, but if this video saves just ONE goth from morbid obesity, then it’s done it’s job.