Thrash Hits

May 24th, 2010

Win a pair of tickets to the Bizarre Ball 2010; watch people put nails through their tits

Seriously – we’re not making this up – a few years ago we went to the Bizarre Ball at SEOne, and we saw a woman push an iron spike through her tits. Even after years of desensitisation from listening to too many Cannibal Corpse records, seeing someone do that still pretty mch pushed us out of our comfort zone. And if anything, the Bizarre Ball 2010 looks like it’s going to be an even more raucous affair.

Bringing the rawk to this year’s raucousness will be that punk rock band from Watford we’re quite big fans of: Gallows. And since it’s the Bizarre Ball, instead of seeing them tear it up in the usual circumstances of a festival tent or some dogshit venue in Shoreditch, this time you’ll be able to catch them whilst stood next to a midget cowboy or the busty zombie corpse of Princess Diana. This is all kinds of awesome.

This year’s Bizarre Ball is taking place at the Coronet Theatre, London on June 5th, so now might be a good time to dust off that lovely gimp suit your mates got you for your 21st birthday, and maybe find a nice wig in that box of weird shit your grandmother left you. Because Thrash Hits has a pair of tickets to the Bizarre Ball up for grabs – and all you have to do is answer the following question:

What is the main difference between a midget and a dwarf?

This competition is dead. Go click Competitions and find another one and win some other shit.

Alongside Gallows at this year’s Ball, you can expect to see the legendary Circus Of Horrors, AC/DC tribute Dirty DC, Mexican wrestling from the guys at Lucha Britannia, and more fire-breathing burlesque dancers than you could shake your stick at. Oo-er. Don’t worry if you don’t win – you can always crack open your wallet and but a ticket. Tickets are £25 + booking fee, or £15 + booking fee if you’re a cheapskate student.

Watch some of the fucked-up shit going on at last year’s Bizarre Ball:

Anyway, if you want to know what kind of bangs you’ll be getting for your buck, here’s the full lineup:

Alix Fox
Gallows
The Horrors (DJ set)
Jodie Harsh
Dirty DC
The Clowns
The Circus Of Horrors
Fancy Chance
Ryan Styles
Sophia Landi & Morrigan Hel
Missy Malone
Vicky Butterfly
Joe Black
The Baron & Missy
Chrisalys
The Art Tart
Leah Derbrincat
Lucha Britannia
Jason Atomic
Come Into My Parlour
Pretty Pervy

…and there’s apparently even more besides. Gosh.


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