Yeah, we’re not averse to asking bands really stupid questions but getting some blonde, pre-teen kid to ask metal bands this particular stupid question is a (massive) step further.
Loads of metallers go and talk to Johnny Orlando Jr Jr near a wall and have varying responses. Jason from Misery Index takes the ecological route, bemoaning the loss of the stork’s natural habitat, while Burton C Bell of Fear Factory gets a bit more graphic/scientific. Fair play.
We need to find new stupid questions for this summer’s festivals. Help? Or don’t.