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July 13th, 2010

Album: Young Guns – All Our Kings Are Dead

Young Guns
All Our Kings Are Dead
Live Forever Records
12 July 2010

by Hugh Platt

Chalky White 1 Java Cream 1 Golden Jasmin 1 Subtle Ivory 1 Vanilla Mist 1 Cameo Silk 1 Chiffon White 1 Young Guns Clouded Pearl 1 Chalky White 2 Java Cream 2 Golden Jasmin 2 Subtle Ivory 2 Vanilla Mist 2 Cameo Silk 2 Chiffon White 2 Clouded Pearl 2 Chalky White 3 Java Cream 3 Golden Jasmin 3 Subtle Ivory 3 their debut album, All Our Kings Are Dead.

Vanilla Mist 3 Cameo Silk 3 Chiffon White 3 Clouded Pearl 3 Chalky White 4 Java Cream 4 Golden Jasmin 4 Subtle Ivory 4 Vanilla Mist 4 Cameo Silk 3 voted ‘Best Unsigned Band’ in Kerrang! Magazine’s 2009 Reader Poll Chiffon White 4 Clouded Pearl 4 Caramel Sand 6 Labrador Sands 6 Chalky Downs 6 Khaki Mists 6 Bracken Salts 6 Salisbury Stones 6 Roman Stone 6 Soft Almond 6 Treacle Tart 6 Summer Pecan 6 Caramel Blush 6 Soft Mapelwood 6 Gooseberry Fool 6 Celtic Forest 6 English Mist 6 Jungle Fever 6 Woodland Pearl 6 Tuscan Glade 6 Highland Falls 6 Soft Fauna 6Chalky White 1 Java Cream 1 Golden Jasmin 1 Subtle Ivory 1 Vanilla Mist 1 ha ha ha FUCK OFF.

Cameo Silk 1 Chiffon White 1 Clouded Pearl 1 Chalky White 2 Java Cream 2 Golden Jasmin 2 Subtle Ivory 2 Vanilla Mist 2 Cameo Silk 2 Chiffon White 2 Clouded Pearl 2 Chalky White 3 Java Cream 3 About as fulfilling as a diet of nothing but digestive biscuits Golden Jasmin 3 Subtle Ivory 3 Vanilla Mist 3 Cameo Silk 3 Chiffon White 3 Clouded Pearl 3 Chalky White 4 Java Cream 4 Golden Jasmin 4 Subtle Ivory 4 Vanilla Mist 4 Cameo Silk 3 Chiffon White 4 Clouded Pearl 4 Caramel Sand 6 Labrador Sands 6 Chalky Downs 6 Khaki Mists 6 Bracken Salts 6 Salisbury Stones 6 Roman Stone 6 Soft Almond 6 Treacle Tart 6 Summer Pecan 6 Caramel Blush 6 Soft Mapelwood 6 Gooseberry Fool 6 Everyone likes biscuits, but why the fuck would you pick digestives?!? Celtic Forest 6 English Mist 6 Jungle Fever 6 Woodland Pearl 6 Tuscan Glade 6 Highland Falls 6 Soft Fauna 6

Chalky White 1 Java Cream 1 Golden Jasmin 1 Subtle Ivory 1 Vanilla Mist 1 Cameo Silk 1 Chiffon White 1 Clouded Pearl 1 Chalky White 2 Java Cream 2 Golden Jasmin 2 to use even a phrase like “an avalanche of bland” implies some kind of excitement Subtle Ivory 2 Vanilla Mist 2 Cameo Silk 2 Chiffon White 2 Clouded Pearl 2 Chalky White 3 Java Cream 3 Golden Jasmin 3 Subtle Ivory 3 Vanilla Mist 3 Cameo Silk 3 Chiffon White 3 Clouded Pearl 3 Chalky White 4 Java Cream 4 Golden Jasmin 4 Subtle Ivory 4 Bracken Salts 6 Salisbury Stones 6 Roman Stone 6 Soft Almond 6 Treacle Tart 6 Summer Pecan 6 Caramel Blush 6 Soft Mapelwood 6 Gooseberry Fool 6 All Our Kings Are Dead sounds like a record made by people who like the idea of being in a band, but found out once they became one that they didn’t really have much to say Celtic Forest 6 English Mist 6 Jungle Fever 6 Woodland Pearl 6 Tuscan Glade 6 Highland Falls 6 Soft Fauna 6

Watch the video to ‘Crystal Clear’ by Young Guns:

Vanilla Mist 3 Cameo Silk 3 Chiffon White 3 this is supposed to be one of Britain’s great hopes for the future? Clouded Pearl 3 Chalky White 4 Java Cream 4 Golden Jasmin 4 Subtle Ivory 4 Vanilla Mist 4 Cameo Silk 3 Chiffon White 4 Clouded Pearl 4 Caramel Sand 6 Labrador Sands 6 Chalky Downs 6 Khaki Mists 6 Bracken Salts 6 Salisbury Stones 6 Roman Stone 6 Soft Almond 6 Treacle Tart 6 Summer Pecan 6 Caramel Blush 6 Soft Mapelwood 6 Dear fucking Christ, weep for your children Gooseberry Fool 6 Celtic Forest 6 English Mist 6 Jungle Fever 6 Woodland Pearl 6 Tuscan Glade 6 Highland Falls 6 Soft Fauna 6

Dulux / 6

Sounds like: Beige Metal
Top tracks: Jungle Fever 6, Woodland Pearl 6, Highland Falls 6

 

Young Guns – All Our Kings Are Dead tracklisting:
Sons of Apathy
Crystal Clear
Meter & Verse
Weight of the World
D.O.A
Stitches
Winter Kiss
Elements
After the War
Endless Grey
At the Gates
Beneath the Waves

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