Thrash Hits

December 20th, 2010

Season’s Bleedings 2010-2011: Glamour of the Kill

Tits, semen, group sex, MILFs, and giant, giant breasts! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas with Chris Gomerson, guitarists with Glamour of the Kill.

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What is your favourite Christmas drink? Pretty much anything that comes in large quantities.
It’s a time to get pissed, not be fussy.

Do you have any particular or unusual Christmas traditions?
Get steaming and then head down to midnight mass to see if there’s any MILFs to pick up. High on God and mulled wine, MILFs seem to be up for anything!

When did you find out Santa Claus wasn’t real and how did it happen?
Just now. Thanks for spoiling xmas.

What was your best Christmas present ever?
It was simply the joy of knowing Santa was coming, but now that seems have been taken from me this year….bring on the socks.

If you could have Christmas dinner with any 6 people, who would you invite?
Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Rosie Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie. Just to up my chances of a white xmas.

Turkey: are you a leg or breast person?

What’s the furthest you’ve ever had to travel to get “home” for Christmas? Has touring ever forced you to celebrate Christmas somewhere else?
No, haven’t been forced to celebrate Christmas elsewhere yet. Think the furthest I’ve had had to travel is 100 metres from the pub. This can take some time though.

Which metaller would you least like to see approaching you with mistletoe?
Kerry King after too much Jager.

What would you get Kerry King for Christmas? You can’t choose Jagermeister.
Well, given the image in my head after answering the last question it definitely wouldn’t be Jager. Maybe a voucher for him to teach me guitar.

If a bearded man broke into your house through the chimney on any other day of the year, what would you do?
If it was Kerry King, I’d hide the Jagermeister.

Which one of Santa’s reindeer would you be and why? (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and Rudolf.)
Hang on, you’ve just told me he doesn’t exist! It’s mixed signals like this which can get some men in trouble.

What’s been your worst New Year’s Eve experience (because NYE always sucks).
We were engaging in some group sex one New Year with some twins, and Davey [Richmond, lead vocals/bass] blew his load on my leg in the dark. It spoilt my night.

What will your New Year’s Resolution be?
Start wearing condoms.


Glamour Of The Kill will be releasing their debut album, The Summoning, on the 24 January 2011. In support this, they’ll be going on a mammoth 29 date UK tour, before heading on into Europe. They band will be returning to the UK in time for the festival season, but they wouldn’t spill to us which festivals they’ll be appearing at.