There’s a new monthly clubnight hitting London town and, if you hadn’t gathered from that big old logo up there, it’s called ROCK The Embassy. There will be awesome rock bands and unfathomably beautiful women there so you should probably think about going. You can win a pair of VIP tickets right here anyway. VIP! WIN!
Taking place on 02 February 2011 and located in the “heart of Mayfair” at the famous Embassy London the night will have Chickenhawk and The Lost Boys playing live and the mighty fantastic Lora Leigh will give “a very sexy performance”. Can’t wait. Apparently there are going to be “lots of other sexy girls doing performances throughout the night” and we should prepare to get wet. Pac-a-mac time!
Beer will be £3 a bottle and £4 a pint with house spirits going for £4, so it won’t be too hard to get drunk and tickets are £10 in advance and £15 on the door but you can win a pair of VIP tickets right here.
Win a pair of VIP tickets to the very first ROCK The Embassy clubnight
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
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We’re not going to pay for you to get there and you have to be 18 years old because it is a nightclub with alcohol and that is the law. You know all this. Might buy you a beer if you’re nice though! Also, we’d select the last answer, yeah.