Thrash Hits

February 3rd, 2011

Protest The Hero Announce New Album. Wearing Socks, Star Trek Uniforms And A Massive Owl Head.

Protest The Hero‘s new album is out on March 21st, and is entitled Scurrilous. Now while this is great news for fans of totally fucking insane music, this doesn’t come within touching distance of the brilliance of the promo shot that came with the announcement. It’s after the jump for when you’ve braced yourself for this.

Protest The Hero owl Star Trek Thrash HitsThat is illogical, Captain….

We’re not even sure where to begin with this one. It seems hard to add anything to a man in an armchair with a giant owl head over a uniform from Star Trek: The Next Generation and white socks, and that’s before we even start on that incredible beard. Our photoshopping of Metallica into spacesuits has been completely outdone. Short of King Ov Hell getting done up as a Minbari from Babylon 5 and adding his distinctive corpsepaint over the top, we’re not sure that this can be out-done. Although if your band wants to give it a try….


Scurrilous by Protest The Hero is out on 21 March via Spinefarm Records.



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