Thrash Hits

February 17th, 2011

Supergroup Blue Balls – the Velvet Revolver/Corey Taylor Affair

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This whole will-they-won’t-they saga between Velvet Revolver and Corey Taylor has just gotten silly now. We know that the probable reason it’s not been “officially” announced yet is the sheer weight of lawyers both parties have got hammering out how many shekels each party gets to take home from t-shirt sales once this is a done deal, but their continued umming-and-ahhing over each other in the press is like two love-dumb teenagers throwing puppy dog eye gazes at each other over a bottle of Baileys. We’re sure it’s all cute’n’sweet for everyone involved, but it’s getting kinda sickening for the rest of us to watch.

This is what Corey gets up to when he’s left to his own devices:

What’s that Slash? That after previously claiming that rumours regarding the Slipknot/Stone Sour frontman joining your G’n’R survivor support group were “blown out of proportion“, you’re now finally admitting that you and your bandmates “were looking at Corey Taylor” as a potential frontman?

Look, can you guys just hurry up and fuck already? We guarantee you’ll feel a whole lot better afterwards.