Here’s the deal. It’s the 7th London International Tattoo Convention this month. It’s occurring on 23-25 September 2011 at Tobacco Dock, London E1 and we’ve got a pair of tickets to give away to ONE OF YOU. You can go get a tattoo done or just perv on loads of hotties. Whatever.
After starting in 2005, it grew and grew ’til the organisers organised a thing which got them the Guinness World Record for The Most People Being Tattooed Simultaneously. Over 20,000 tattooed people went to this in 2010. Not bad.
There’s all sorts of stuff going on. Obviously there are all “the best” tattoo artists in the world drawing on people but there are some ska bands playing (not trying to put you off here…) and some alternative burlesque and fire-breathing performers. There are also stalls selling stuff like clothes and food. Essentials. Skills.
One of our favourite types of tattoo is any tattoo on a pretty lady. The ones they have on their lower backs are just the best. Sometimes the lady is thoughtful enough to give us something to read…
She’s a keeper. Interestingly, the German word for “arse antlers” is Arschgeweih. It’s a brilliant word – we love it. IT’S PROBABLY OUR FAVOURITE DEROGATORY TERM FOR A CRAP TATTOO ON A WOMAN’S LOWER BACK…
Win a pair of tickets to the 7th London International Tattoo Convention
What is our favourite derogatory term for a crap tattoo on a woman's lower back?
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Our final thought on the awesomeness that tattoos bring to our lives is… THIS GUY. Oh yeah. We wish Mr Cool Ice was our dad. Or our mum. Anything really. He’s the best; an inspiration to us all. What would you even say to him? That’s a better competition.
Leave your first line to Mr Cool Ice in a comment below. The best or funniest one wins something bonus. Think hard. Think Cool Ice.