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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 004: Being the Worst Dressed Man in the World

December 29th, 2011 · No Comments

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It’s not just us here at Thrash Hits who look at 30 Seconds To Mars’ Jared Leto and find ourselves suffering from sudden surges of uncontrollable nausea and disgust. It turns out those barometers of masculine cool, GQ Magazine, share our feelings, having gone and nominated him as The Worst-Dressed Man of 2011

So what did GQ have to say in their justification of their naming of the 30STM frontman as the face of poor fashion?

He’s flaunted nipples through mesh shirts. He’s worn skirts about as frequently as pants. He’s rocked a mullet. He is the Worst-Dressed Man in the World. Look, it’s not that Jared Leto, the actor and 30 Seconds to Mars frontman, doesn’t try. He tries too damn hard. Consider this philosophy from legendary dandy Beau Brummell: “A gentleman should never be noticed for the singularity of his dress.” What we think he means is, try not to look like a dick.

Wow. That’s some pretty stern wording. But what exactly did they present as evidence for Leto’s sartorial incompetence? Wait, what’s that you say? That they’ve assembled an entire galley of his haberdasheristic foolishness?

GQ Magazine names Jared Leto the Worst Dressed Man In The World

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In the interests of comedy (and our laziness), we've kept GQ's original comments on Leto's dress-sense on these photos.

We know you’re not reading this, Jared, and we know you can’t hear us slow-clapping, but believe us when we say: this is one award we can definitely get behind your winning of.

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