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December 2nd, 2011

Season’s Bleedings 2011: Asking Alexandria – Ben Bruce on Nickelback and blowjobs

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Asking Alexandria might not be everyone’s cup of tea musically but there is absolutely no doubting their entertainment value so when we caught up with Ben Bruce to talk about Christmassy things, he mainly talked about blowjobs and Taylor Momsen. We cannot argue with that.

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What is your favourite Christmas song?
‘Happy Christmas (War is over)’ by John Lennon is probably my favourite Christmas song

What is your favourite Christmas movie?
The Grinch coz Taylor Momsen has grown up to be one of the hottest people ever! Who would have thought it!?

What is the most metal Christmas present you’ve either given or received?
Probably a blow job from a girl with braces!

What is your best memory of 2011?
There have been so many great things that have happened to me this year it’s hard to name just one but opening up for Guns N’ Roses was definitely one of the highlights that sticks out in my mind, it was such a great experience and a huge honour.

What is your favourite album of 2011?
Probably The Here and Now by Nickelback just because it’s a really sleazy, sex album which is awesome!

What will your New Year Resolution be?
To out do last year’s drinking sessions. To meet and marry Taylor Momsen and to party with Russell Brand.

If all those mad prophecies about 2012 being the end of the world comes true, how do you want the apocalypse to manifest itself?
As a huge, sexy naked woman that sucks me dry so at least that way I would die completely happy and satisfied!

What role would you take in a nativity play?
I would be Jesus, obviously!

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2011 has been a year of revolution and upheaval – what do you think will happen in 2012?
I think we are going to take over the fucking world, or at least do our damnedest to do so!

Who is the ugliest person you’ve kissed under the mistletoe?
Definitely James Cassells, he is hideous and a terrible kisser haha!!!

What do you think of Lulu?
What the fuck is Lulu?


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