Maybe God does listen to Slayer after all because the thrashers have released a Christmas jumper. Is this good? Will it scare the crap out of granny? IS CHRISTIANITY EVEN A REAL THING?
Lest we forget, Slayer sell Slayer sweeties, Slayer motorcycle helmets, Slayer aprons and Slayer condoms in their official store.
This all comes literally MONTHS after Topshop were found to be selling a Slayer tshirt. What next? Chris Brown in a Municipal Waste-adorned leather jacket?