No, no, you read that correctly. Our Jared is giving one super-lucky 30STD fan the chance to sleep in his bed, in his house via the 30 Seconds To Mars website. WOW.
It’s obviously a great and very personal prize to win if you’re a fan of 30 Seconds To Mars but we cannot include ourselves in that hallowed category. To us, it’s creepy. All one has to do is pre-order their new album, LOVE LUST FAITH + DREAMS. They’ll even fly you over to wherever it is that he lives. There are promises of pancakes and coffee after you’ve coated yourself in Leto’s dried sweat and discarded epithelial tissue.
However, if you won this extraordinary prize, what would you do in Jared Leto’s bed? It doesn’t really matter what you say, because one imagines that our Jared will probably just buy a new bed afterwards.
Jared Leto’s Wrongs 001: Inspiring the worst fancy dress costume EVER
Jared Leto’s Wrongs 002: Spoiling Led Zeppelin for everyone
Jared Leto’s Wrongs 003: Making Kurt Cobain’s corpse cry
Jared Leto’s Wrongs 004: Being the Worst Dressed Man in the World