The Michael Jordan of being a wanker was back slam dunkin’ it this week as Jared Leto performed a flashmob three-song ‘gig’ in London’s Soho Square with his band, 30 Seconds To Mars. Anyone who’s been to Soho’s sex shop alleys will know that Jared will have felt right at home amongst all the other fake cocks.
30STD carefully waited til everyone was on half term so that mums and dads could bring their impressionable youngsters to worship at the temple of a 41-year-old man who considers letting a young fan sleep in his bed a ‘prize’.
They played three songs. Three (3). Apparently someone travelled from the Isle of Man for this shit. Jesus wept.
Anyway, it isn’t 2008 so nobody gives a fuck about flashmobs but if Jared wants to come round to the Thrash Hits office and do a secret gig for us we might let him sleep in our beds as a reward*.
*He is literally the only cunt we would shy away from getting physically close to.