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October 2nd, 2013

Jared Leto’s Wrongs 010: Erasing the memory of Jordan Catalano in favour of #selfies

Jared Leto selfie 30 seconds to mars thrash hits

While I was writing up the interview I did with Jared Leto earlier this year, I naturally asked for some current photos of the band to go with the write-up. The above images and the following email is what I got back.

Can I get some photos, please?

“Hi,
Here you go. Please credit Jared Leto.
Thanks,
[redacted]”

What? These are selfies??

“He really has got it all.”

Whilst weirdly impressed and grossed out at the same time, I didn’t think too much of it. After all, the high priest of egotistical fuckwittery has directed all the painfully dramatic 30STD videos himself, under the Dr Seussdonym of Bartholomew Cubbins, but yeah. Selfies. Whatever. At least there was no open toilet in the background, right?

This was until we discovered the other day (via an awesome anonymous source) that Leto is genuinely trying to get rid of as many portraits of the artist as a young man as possible and he’s using his fans to do it. Using them.

Using them. Seriously. Having bought up the right to some Jared Leto photoshoots he suffered through in and around his time in My So-Called Life during the mid-90s, Leto is personally telling people to change their Twitter avatars while his legal team acts on tip-offs from Jared’s trusty footsoldiers AKA The Hive about Tumblr blogs featuring photos such as these…

***IMAGE REMOVED***
***DUE TO THREATENED LEGAL ACTION***
***BY JARED LETO AND HIS CRONIES***

Jared Leto genuinely thinks he can get this shit out of the public domain. Think about that for a second. Think about the scale of what he’s trying to achieve. Anyway. How about this photo? Is this one ok, at least?

***IMAGE REMOVED***
***DUE TO THREATENED LEGAL ACTION***
***BY JARED LETO AND HIS CRONIES***

Please visit Dirty Sex To Mars, who are being pursued by the klan for posting some Leto photos, for a wonderfully punk rock post telling Jarred and his twat drones to get bent. We echo the sentiment and await a call from the legal team.

Fuck Jared Leto. Fuck that guy. Do not let Jordan Catalano die.


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