Austrian Death Machine
Jingle All The Way
19 December 2011
by Hugh Platt
Now is probably not the time to apply serious, intellectual rigour to the task of evaluating the new, Christmas-themed EP from Austrian Death Machine, the Schwarzenegger-obsessed side-project of As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis. Nor is it the time to point out (yet again) that ArnoCorps did it first, and if we’re honest, did it better. No, Christmas is a time for knocking back a dozen or so revolting egg-based alcoholic drinks one after the another, for watching cheesy Christmas movies for the umpteenth times, and for expressing goodwill to all men.
Even if those men are responsible for Austrian Death Machine.