Look, it’s a commonly-held fact that facial hair = metal. Mastodon? Half the band have got giant bloody monster beards, Bill Kelliher’s got a porno-tache. Amon Amarth? Acres of the bloody stuff. Hertfordshire heavy-groove hardcore mob, Scar My Eyes, clearly recognise this fact, which is why they’ve tried to maximise the amount of beard in their new video. Unfortunately, some of the lads are a little bit on the bum-fluff side of things….