We’re pretty sure that “hot-shot shred guitarist and competitive bodybuilder”, Maxxxwell Carlisle, is actually probably too metal for us to feature him on Thrash Hits. His first name has three Xs in it! His own personal logo (yes, he has one) looks like it could cut our dicks off. We’re scared.
From: Los Angeles, USA
Actually from: The gym
LOL factor: 4/6 – because he could probably crush our skulls with his biceps