While I was writing up the interview I did with Jared Leto earlier this year, I naturally asked for some current photos of the band to go with the write-up. The above images and the following email is what I got back.
Jared Leto’s Wrongs
July 25th, 2013
This one isn’t a joke. It isn’t even funny. It’s fucking irresponsible and disgusting. Prepare for your stomach to turn and your blood to boil. It makes you wonder how sinister The Bed Competition actually was.
Jared Leto, via his abomination of a band, has asked his fans to GET A TATTOO OF LYRICS FROM ONE OF THEIR CRAPPY SONGS. All in the name of a new lyric video for ‘Do or Die’.
Fair enough, you’ve got to be a fucking moron to enjoy 30 Seconds To Mars, but children generally are. No dice, Jared. No fucking dice.
June 17th, 2013
This is a notice found taped to a temporary wall backstage at Download Festival 2013 for the benefit of any security guards with the temerity to ask Jared Leto or co WTF they’re doing there and whoTF that is they’re taking into their cabin.
June 12th, 2013
You may have noticed that we’ve been asking musician such as Dave Mustaine, Keith Buckley and Wes Borland, among others, for their haircare tips and while they’ve occasionally been slightly incredulous at the question in the first place, they’ve answered it truthfully and with as much dignity as they could muster. And then along comes Jared “Cornrows or Mohawk today?” Leto.
May 31st, 2013
The Michael Jordan of being a wanker was back slam dunkin’ it this week as Jared Leto performed a flashmob three-song ‘gig’ in London’s Soho Square with his band, 30 Seconds To Mars. Anyone who’s been to Soho’s sex shop alleys will know that Jared will have felt right at home amongst all the other fake cocks.
May 10th, 2013
March 3rd, 2011
Led Zeppelin are awesome. Right? There is no debate. For whatever weird reason, their music may not be to your personal taste, but there is absolutely no disputing their brilliance; their influence; their sheer awesomeness.
Led Zep have an iconic logo. You see it and you think of the band. Simple as that. With 30 Seconds To Mars’ ‘Glyphics’, Jared Leto has spoiled that, the bastard.
October 12th, 2010
Yep. This week, Jared Leto has ruined girls for us. After watching this video, you will always think twice about just how hot that pretty hot guy with annoying hair at the bar is.
One creepy Jared Leto. One even creepier YouTube video. A whole lifetime of horrible indecision and internal debate.