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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 009: Asking his fans to get 30 Seconds To Mars tattoos

July 25th, 2013

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This one isn’t a joke. It isn’t even funny. It’s fucking irresponsible and disgusting. Prepare for your stomach to turn and your blood to boil. It makes you wonder how sinister The Bed Competition actually was.

Jared Leto, via his abomination of a band, has asked his fans to GET A TATTOO OF LYRICS FROM ONE OF THEIR CRAPPY SONGS. All in the name of a new lyric video for ‘Do or Die’.

Fair enough, you’ve got to be a fucking moron to enjoy 30 Seconds To Mars, but children generally are. No dice, Jared. No fucking dice.

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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 007 = Hair Metal 009

June 12th, 2013

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You may have noticed that we’ve been asking musician such as Dave Mustaine, Keith Buckley and Wes Borland, among others, for their haircare tips and while they’ve occasionally been slightly incredulous at the question in the first place, they’ve answered it truthfully and with as much dignity as they could muster. And then along comes Jared “Cornrows or Mohawk today?” Leto.

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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 006: Ruining flashmobs even though they were already rubbish

May 31st, 2013

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The Michael Jordan of being a wanker was back slam dunkin’ it this week as Jared Leto performed a flashmob three-song ‘gig’ in London’s Soho Square with his band, 30 Seconds To Mars. Anyone who’s been to Soho’s sex shop alleys will know that Jared will have felt right at home amongst all the other fake cocks.

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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 003: Making Kurt Cobain’s corpse cry

April 6th, 2011

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Dear sweet fucking Christ, sometimes someone does something that just does your job for you. As no doubt some of you will have already seen, yesterday everyone’s least favourite arsewipe, Jared Leto, released what can only be described as a “repugnant ego-driven tribute” video to Kurt Cobain, on what was the 17th anniversary of the Nirvana frontman’s death. Check out the video after the jump if you think your stomach is up to it.

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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 002: Spoiling Led Zeppelin for everyone

March 3rd, 2011

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Led Zeppelin are awesome. Right? There is no debate. For whatever weird reason, their music may not be to your personal taste, but there is absolutely no disputing their brilliance; their influence; their sheer awesomeness.

Led Zep have an iconic logo. You see it and you think of the band. Simple as that. With 30 Seconds To Mars’ ‘Glyphics’, Jared Leto has spoiled that, the bastard.

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