Pre-orders are for cowards and poseurs. The Armed and their sister band, Nice Hooves, have released a pair of split EPs today, pairing with fellow Detroit bands Tharis They and Golden Torso respectively for each release. And what’s more, both splits are absolutely, 100%, free to download in a whole host of formats, including lossless for all you audiophile types.
Valient Himself’s Rocknowledgy - the brilliant and now Thrash Hits-sponsored music podcast from the Valient Thorr frontman – is back with a new episode. You should download it now because it’s absolutely killer.
Skeletonwitch are releasing their fifth album, Serpents Unleashed on 28 October 2013 via Prosthetic Records. The newsworthy part of this rare-on-Thrash-Hits news story is that you can stream that album right here. That is good news, FYI.
We thought we’d be able to get Hallowe’en out of the way first, but real Christmas is obviously more important than Goth Christmas in the grand scheme of things.
Luckily, Slayer have released a range of sunglasses via Arnette, just in time for Christmas and Attila have done… something else.
The global housing market is not doing well but Iron Maiden bassists need to sell their mansions. That’s a fact. Sadly for Steve Harris, he has had to play the game and drop almost one million pounds from the asking price of his eight-bedroom mansion in Essex.
He was selling the mansion for £6,750,000 a year ago, but that price has dropped by £0.9m to ‘just’ £5,850,000. Poor Steve.
It’s usually when being dragged around the Swedish homeware caverns by our inevitably better halves for hours on end. Ignoring the meticulously laid out showrooms, we’ve instead preferred to dream of cheap meatballs, cheap hotdogs and the possibility of wheeling a lot of awesome stuff that we can build towards our shit cars – anything to get out – and, at some point, we’ve all asked ourselves the question: “IKEA or Death?” The thing is, we’ve never asked it in this context.
Some fine individuals from marketing company, Gatesman + Dave have made a fun game called IKEA OR DEATH where you have to guess whether a name is an item from IKEA or whether it’s a metal band. It’s fun. It’s a game. It’s a play on words. Let’s not get too emotional about a lot of the bands being black metal bands.
Yes, the one-off London Christmas gigs are being foisted upon us already. The first one through the gates is the SGR Artist Management Christmas Feast on 19 December 2013 at The Borderline and isn’t the flyer a mighty fine piece of work?
From the ridiculous to the downright self-effacing in its descriptions, it’s a flyer as rich and enticing as any Toby carvery and with The Hell, Palm Reader, Feed The Rhino, TRC and the eponymous Gallows bassist in town, The Crobar is going to be one hell of a beautiful mess that evening.
Buy tickets here and then come hang in the Crobar with us after. Messy Christmas?
We like Church Of Fuck. That’s why we featured them way back almost a year ago as part of our Label Profile series. They’re responsible for some seriously nasty, crusty, blackened evil sounding noise, and now they’ve only gone and put together a massive fourteen track label sampler that you can get your grubby mitts on for the entirely reasonable price of sod all.
We’re very pleased to bring you an exclusive stream of ‘Sleepwalk’ – our favourite track from MINE’s forthcoming EP, Disappear. It’s being released via the mighty Holy Roar Records and that should be enough reason for you to check it out. Check it the heck out.
