Life is funny. Music is fun. Life is serious. Music is serious. As in life, it is in music. There are moments that are hilarious and others that are much less so. Either way, they stick in your mind. Whether you revel in having fun or in poking fun, you will have had a Favourite Moment in 2013 and that’s what this list is. Some of them are utter abominations of class and style but that’s why you’re on this pitiful excuse of a website. Hooray.
30 seconds to mars
October 2nd, 2013
July 25th, 2013
This one isn’t a joke. It isn’t even funny. It’s fucking irresponsible and disgusting. Prepare for your stomach to turn and your blood to boil. It makes you wonder how sinister The Bed Competition actually was.
Jared Leto, via his abomination of a band, has asked his fans to GET A TATTOO OF LYRICS FROM ONE OF THEIR CRAPPY SONGS. All in the name of a new lyric video for ‘Do or Die’.
Fair enough, you’ve got to be a fucking moron to enjoy 30 Seconds To Mars, but children generally are. No dice, Jared. No fucking dice.
June 17th, 2013
This is a notice found taped to a temporary wall backstage at Download Festival 2013 for the benefit of any security guards with the temerity to ask Jared Leto or co WTF they’re doing there and whoTF that is they’re taking into their cabin.
June 12th, 2013
You may have noticed that we’ve been asking musician such as Dave Mustaine, Keith Buckley and Wes Borland, among others, for their haircare tips and while they’ve occasionally been slightly incredulous at the question in the first place, they’ve answered it truthfully and with as much dignity as they could muster. And then along comes Jared “Cornrows or Mohawk today?” Leto.
June 2nd, 2013
May 31st, 2013
The Michael Jordan of being a wanker was back slam dunkin’ it this week as Jared Leto performed a flashmob three-song ‘gig’ in London’s Soho Square with his band, 30 Seconds To Mars. Anyone who’s been to Soho’s sex shop alleys will know that Jared will have felt right at home amongst all the other fake cocks.
May 24th, 2013
Aaah, 30 Seconds To Mars. The ultimate in style over substance, right? They’re a massive band with average songs but really quite cool videos and they released a new album this week – Love, Lust, Faith + Dreams. This meant that we got a few minutes on the phone with Jared Leto to ask him as many questions bland enough so that he wouldn’t hang up the phone on as possible. But yes, of course we asked him about his bed. This isn’t a good interview.
May 10th, 2013
November 6th, 2012
This week, Raz and Hugh discuss their respective recent festival activites at Iceland Airwaves and Damnation Festival in Leeds, break down the latest clutch of bands announced for Download Festival 2012 (except A Day To Remember, who got announced on Scuzz just after the first run of new band announcements), and look back on the life of Mitch Lucker from Suicide Silence following his death last week.
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