The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
Danza III: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Black Market Activities
06 July 2010
by Tomas Doyle
Sometimes when a band has a wacky name, dickheads like me assume that they must be rubbish. If a band spends all their time thinking up a ridiculous name, they can’t have put any effort into the actual music right? It’s like that guy at the office party with the novelty tie, he’s not funny or charming or witty, he probably just smells funny and lives with his mum. Well, if Danza III: A Series of Unfortunate Events is anything to go by, then unbeknownst to anyone else Nigel from accounts drives a Porsche and has slept with three fifths of The Saturdays.