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Album: Steel Panther – All You Can Eat

March 24th, 2014

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Steel Panther
All You Can Eat
Open E Records
01 April 2014

by Tomas Doyle

The first thing to remember when reviewing a Steel Panther album is that, really, Steel Panther aren’t a band. Def Leppard are the band, Bon Jovi are the band, Van Halen are the band, Mötley Crüe are the band – Steel Panther are a parasitic sideshow on the hulking belly of stadium rock. A satire, a send up, a comedy façade performed by four apparently libidinous geriatrics in wigs and based on all of cock rocks most ludicrous traits. So the real question when reviewing the new Steel Panther record is this: Is their shtick still funny after three (THREE!) albums?

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Live: Def Leppard, Mötley Crüe + Steel Panther @ London Wembley Arena – 14 December 2011

December 16th, 2011

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Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? When Steel Panther asked these questions in their debut single ‘Death To All But Metal’ – little would they have known that a few years later, they would actually be on tour with them. We managed to find our leopard print trousers and guy-liner in time to race over to Wembley for the ultimate hair metal night out.

Six things we found out when we went to see Def Leppard at Wembley:

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Album: Mr. Big – What If…

February 2nd, 2011

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Mr. Big
What If…
Frontiers Records
21 January 2011

by Amit Sharma

A decade on from their last studio release, ’80s supergroup Mr. Big return with their comeback album What If… featuring the original line up. Reactions to the 2009 reunion tour were overwhelmingly positive, with the band even releasing a Best Of and a Live DVD. Now, having been included on the latest announcement for Download Festival 2011, could this be the year Mr. Big revisit the success they had two decades ago?

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Future Hits 006: The Galvatrons

August 8th, 2008

Occasionally, a band comes along and everyone’s talking about them – one way or another. Australian newcomers, The Galvatrons are definitely one of them. Emma Edmondson finds out more about them.

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Hair metal. Hard Rock. Glam metal. Cock rock. Whatever name you get a tattooist to ink on its skin those who made it, and are still flicking hairsprayed manes on stage in time to twenty-year-old hits, were more famous than Madonna in their hey day.

They rocked thrice harder than any younger than most mayflies Liber-View rip offs think they do nowadays. And, despite some of them having drug habits that’d make Johnny Thunders and Sid Vicious seem like mere amateurs, managed to sell squillions of records and gig tickets.

This live-fast-die-inebriated penchant for hedonism, synths, booze, guyliner, tats, Edam-cheesey choruses and contraceptively tight trousers isn’t history though. There’s a new bunch of hedge haired hard rockers who are wholeheartedly unashamed of being influenced by this poodle permed past – The Galvatrons.

Watch the video to ‘When We Were Kids’ by The Galvatrons

The Aussie four-piece are Van Halen for the cyberspace generation and ignited an A&R frenzy a mere four months into band fruition getting flown over UK way to play a bunch of the satans of all shows – those dreaded industry showcases. Ugh.

“They’re always weird,” admits lead singer Johnny Galvatron. He’s not wrong.

Middle-aged music know it alls standing cross armed in semi-empty atmosphere-less venues nodding nonchalantly while eyeballing a group in the hope they’ll sniff out whether it’s a sinker or seller. Gross.

The Galvatrons – completed by Manny “Maverick” (drums), Pete “Condor” (bass) and Pete “Gamma” (keyboard) – rightfully got stamped with the latter and signed a deal here before even celebrating their first birthday. Phewf.

Albeit looking like a prettier neon clad Towers Of London (the similarities end there thankfully, as there are songs and Johnny’s vocal chords actually function) it’d be small-minded laziness to write The Galvatrons off as some manufactured man band.

Johnny, who initially made his pennies down under penning pop hits for chart humping singers, found inspiration for the band, and its name, in the soundtrack to the 1986 Transformers film he found himself watching after a (very) heavy night out.

Watch an interview with The Galvatrons from Channel Bee TV

A rocker at heart JG saw the stadium potential of combining his pop genius with those rock roots.

“I’d always been a straight rock kid,” he explains. “I wanted to kind of take everything I’d learnt about modern synths and create this electronic rock band and make really inspirational happy cinematic rock. I used to play all the heavy stuff but I realised I wasn’t that angry, actually have quite a nice life and was enjoying myself.”

The product? Laden with more synths than a Europe anthem their debut single, ‘When We Were Kids’, is a full on disco-imploding guilty pleasure that should be blasting dancefloors new earholes from their hometown of Melbourne to Manchester if people have any sense.

In fact, if it was anymore danceable you could put a pair of tap shoes on it and call it Fred Astaire. End of.

‘When We Were Kids’ by The Galvatrons’ is out now on Another Music = Another Kitchen and the band are currently touring Australia including some support slots with Def Leppard and Cheap Trick.

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