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Jared Leto’s Wrongs 009: Asking his fans to get 30 Seconds To Mars tattoos

July 25th, 2013

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This one isn’t a joke. It isn’t even funny. It’s fucking irresponsible and disgusting. Prepare for your stomach to turn and your blood to boil. It makes you wonder how sinister The Bed Competition actually was.

Jared Leto, via his abomination of a band, has asked his fans to GET A TATTOO OF LYRICS FROM ONE OF THEIR CRAPPY SONGS. All in the name of a new lyric video for ‘Do or Die’.

Fair enough, you’ve got to be a fucking moron to enjoy 30 Seconds To Mars, but children generally are. No dice, Jared. No fucking dice.

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Why can’t metal fans spell their favourite bands correctly?

May 1st, 2013

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Pulling people up on their spelling is a dick move – we get people referring to us as ‘Trash Hits’ all the time, after all – but Heavy Metal is a religion to almost 41,000 people and, as such, ought to be taken very, very seriously. That’s why, while trawling Facebook for some rubbish about Megadeth’s new album using our stupid, massive sausage fingers, we came across something that blew our puny minds. That led us to do some keyboard-oriented experimenting.

Warning: None of the below is cool. No.

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