Headlining the Sunday night and closing Download Festival 2013 are Rammstein. We had loads of ideas as to what their best song is, but TH deputy ed, Hugh had a very firm idea about which of the German powerhouse’s six albums is his favourite, so here’s 300-odd words on exactly the album you think he’s going to talk about.
Once upon a time, a German industrial legends Rammstein worked as coal miners. After a good spanking from a giant Snow White, they brushed her hair and gave her a bath. Snow White took her own life and the loyal miners braved snow and cold to give her a funeral befitting a woman of her beauty and stature. Suddenly, and apple fell from a tree landing in Snow White’s dead hand… but she caught it! How could that be?